Kale VOM

That’s VOM as in vomit. Not that I dislike kale or anything. But vegans and organics, puke. What a fortunate acronym.

Squid gets all the points for spotting this one. And by ‘spotting’ I mean shooting the iced coffee she was drinking out her nose and mouth onto an innocent bystander. They were probably vegan or regularly partook in the purchasing and cooking of spurious ‘organic’ foodstuffs.