The Ultimate Classy Meal

At least often, you should do or like something that encourages people to vomit their judgements and opinions at you. I suggest this not only to joyfully engage in antagonistic behaviour (you’re wrong, mother). Perhaps doing the above will remind you not to offer acquaintances your annoyingly unsolicited opinions and how easily someone may turn your own judgement around on you. Especially if they are maybe smarter than you are. Or at least more wordy.

SquidNiki loves the Jersey Shore. Close your gaping mouth-holes readers.
Yes yes- disgraceful, unintelligent and exemplary of the dragging down the drain that society it is headed toward. Yawn.
It is very likely that watching the hilarious and endearing hijinks of a barely educated exclusive group of guidos makes me a better person than watching something like, I dunno, American Idol (America’s most watched show). I could go on but there is a Jersday to take part in, themed food and ALL:

It's an awful picture I know. It was 930pm and we were in a rush to get to the season premiere.

J-Woww Titter-Fritter Sammys, with Snooki Snacks


1 cup buttermilk
1/3-1/4 cup flour
1 cup medium Shrimp, diced
1/2 tsp baking powder
3 tbsp Chives, minced
salt and pepper
Grapeseed oil for frying

Supersoft hamburger buns
Mysterious but useful red pepper mayo
Lettuce, if you have it.

Mix all the ingredients in a bowl, adding a dash of salt and pepper each, or to taste.

In about 2 inches of hot grapeseed oil in a deep saucepan, drop tablespoon-fulls of batter, trying to ensure they are as round as even as possible. Place a small cooked shrimp on top of each ball while it is frying. Fry on medium-high heat and don’t crowd the pan.

Niki insisted on rouging the nipp’s with the special red pepper mayo that mysteriously appeared in my refrigerator.

Make a Sammy. And grab some pickles. Resist doing obscene things with the pickles and the titter-fritters and fail, because today is Jersday and today is a day for obscenity.

Happy Jersday Jerks!


*Deena has been left out due to overwhelming boringness- and nausea at having to see her wriggling tongue last week. And also because we couldn’t think of any way she could be sandwiched.
We’ll figure it out- anticipate another Jersday Meal in the future.