A tall cool drink of Charlie-Zulu

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This is one of my new favorite drinks. It uses elderflower spirit, which I tried for the first time a couple of weeks back. It’s kind of strange: it smells like lychee and… Continue reading

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Reunited With The Spice

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Spice drawer labelling system 101: You don’t have much space so label things obviously, somewhat phonetically, and absolutely crudely. Some suggestions: CUM = Cumin Cunt Herb = Country Herbs G Pow! = Powdered… Continue reading

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SAUSAGE, by the hundreds

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I learned today how to do something that I have been wanting to try for quite some time now: I learned how to make sausages. In doing so, I made a lot of… Continue reading

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Gangster Guac

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Gangster guac is similar to a gangster-guap in that the presence of either of these things on your breaky table is gangster-hardcore. Literally- the only differences are that you shouldn’t carry a guac… Continue reading

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Boobkies (or heart shaped sugar cookies)

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So. I am not a professional baker, nor a mad scientist, nor patient, nor sane, nor sober. All of these things that I am not means that I will most always usually use… Continue reading

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Afternoon Tea+ At Ruelo Patisserie

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Garbed in ‘I Shoot Like A Girl’ t-shirts and only slightly potted one recent Sunday afternoon in July, Squid and I headed over to a relatively new instalment in the Yonge & Eg… Continue reading

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Kale VOM

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That’s VOM as in vomit. Not that I dislike kale or anything. But vegans and organics, puke. What a fortunate acronym. Squid gets all the points for spotting this one. And by ‘spotting’… Continue reading

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The Construction Site

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Soundtrack: Lil Wayne: Sasaraf In the interest of time (there is summer to be had and sh*t to throw on the grill), I’ll get straight to the point: try this place. Workout vigorously… Continue reading

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Your Oven is a Liar

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… Get used to it. For those of you that didn’t know: An oven is an insulated box with a fire in it—there’s only so much control you can have over that setup,… Continue reading

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Carnage Day

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I’d been managing an amaranthine moodiness that was pretty much kicking my ass, despite hours of alone time and long runs. If you are lucky (as I often am), an exceptional friend will… Continue reading

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